Monday, February 06, 2006

Ragnar is temporarily unavailable....

Ragnar is a cranky bitch this morning, so this is her alter ego, the Happy and Productive Office Drone. Ragnar has taken leave or her senses temporarily in order to retreat into that black hole that she calls her mind and quietly seeth, so I’ll be the one writing the blog today…although I must say it seems a little irresponsible to spend work time on something so trivial. I enjoy doing paperwork, and lucky me there’s a pile of it on my desk. I also like dealing my co-workers inability to do even the most basic of problem solving, again lucky me because this morning has been nothing but irritating phone calls.

*this blog is temporarily out of service while Ragnar does a little mental house keeping, and makes the Happy and Productive Office Drone walk the plank*

Argh! It was a little too crowded around here, and her shiny happy attitude was starting to smell like the scum we scraped out of the hold! I think I am suffering the ill effects of a weekend without knitting…yes! I knitted not a single stitch this weekend, and who knew the effect that would have on me. I spun a little and I got a crap load of quilting done (YES!) but I knitted…nothing. Plus it could be the after effects of the Superbowl party I attended last night, too many chicken wings and Budweiser…ach the chemicals are eating my brain! Regardless of what my personal problem is (and there are so many really, where does one start?) I don’t want this to be a Ragnar bitch fest, because who wants to read that in a blog anyway? I will instead make this a short post and we will pull Happy and Productive Office Drone out of the water and put her to work on this stack of paperwork. Tomorrow will be Tuesday, and that will (theoretically) mean that all the Mondaycentric bullshit will be done with.

I will leave you with my observations on the Superbowl…it was nice of them to reanimate the Rolling Stones for the Halftime show, although they could have scraped some of the actual decay off them. Also Football would be much more interesting if the ball exploded several times during the game without warning…and they’ve got all that armor on but no weapons, is that an oversight or what?

Cranky pirate bitch queen signing off…
Ragnar!!!

7 comments:

celticjig said...

I really like the exploding football idea, that has merit! You need a homebrew to recover from the budweiser.

Ragnar said...

I tried to compensate with vodka cocktails...and you can probably finish this sentence without me.

celticjig said...

did you fall out of a hot tub too?

Ragnar said...

I was spared by not having a hot tub to fall out of.

Lara said...

Sorry you had a knitless weekend. I had a rather boring one myself.
Got some crocheting done tho, and that makes me feel better. Making kind of a furry purple boa type scarf. Its warm and rather attractive so far.

Anyway, Love you,
~Lara

Ragnar said...

Hey Lara! Got the invite to your postwedding reception, and I'm gonna try some astral projection so that I can be there in spirit...but unfortunately this oh too mortal flesh ain't gonna make it that far. Whatcha want fer a wedding present?

Atla said...

I think knitting took a vacation this weekend, because I don't know anyone who got anything done. I think with the knitting olympics coming up, knitting knew it'd be working some hardcore overtime, and it went and lounged on the beach in preparation.