|This is after I've cleaned up quite a bit.|
|The only recognizable things were the handles.|
|The other handle bounced off this jug of vodka...which I didn't even start drinking!|
|Oh nothing, just vacuuming glass dust out of my stove. What are YOU up to?|
The obvious moral of this story is that electric stoves are evil. What are the chances that I would accidentally put a glass pie plate onto a gas burner that was cranked up to hi? ZERO. Because it would have FIRE shooting out of it and even my cavewoman brain is able to figure out that you shouldn’t set a glass pie plate down on something with FIRE shooting out of it.