Guest post today...Ode to a dumptruck, as transcribed by Ragnarson's Mommy....
Dirt dirt dirty dirt, I'm going to dump it right out. *beep beep beep* There's dirt in this dumptruck, there's garbage in this dumptruck and it dumps it out. Poong. It dumped it out. Look there's garbage, whoa this is the right place. Right in the right place, poong. I'm carrying these to the there,
(crash)
Poong. They are right there. Where's the dumptruck? There it is. Monk-da-da-bunk-da-snap. Snap crocodile snap anybody, and he go in the dump truck, dump dump, bung bung, da bung. And the dumptruck scoops it out and it dumps it out, and it likes to go in there and he gorrrrged!!! Dump all the gook, a-gadoog, all da gook, all da gook all the gooog all a bit. And here in the dumptruck. Want all the goobie geek. SNAP! All the goo. SNAP! All up. Don't let go of my turtle, hang on to my turtle. SNAP! Push. Mommy's going too. Poppy's going too. All the goo, the garbage. He's out of his, his, his...I'll dump ALL of them.
(crash, crash, whack whack whack whack)
Ragnarson....I got ALL the GOOOK!
1 comment:
*falls on the floor laughing* toddlers are awesome! It reminds me of the whole period of time where Munchkin wore a Spiderman garbage can on his head and one of his daddy's shirts around his neck and declared himself "Sir BucketHead".
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